...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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