I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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