Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Life is so much better after having sex.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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