He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
