my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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