Soap is not a condiment
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
BRING THE BAGELS
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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