dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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