If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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