you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
