There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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