"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We just shotgunned beers for America
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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