she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip