If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.