yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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