his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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