Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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