my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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