Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.

(803): View more from South Carolina

Genius.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.

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