I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!