i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.