Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.