hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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