Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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