He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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