I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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