My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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