Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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