You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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