..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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