the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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