38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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