You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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