I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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