sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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