I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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