He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have aggressive nipples.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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