come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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