You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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