You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
this is an emotional support booty call
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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