im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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