I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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