she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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