Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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