I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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