Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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