He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I will be naked everywhere
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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