the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I don't think brook has ever known best
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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