quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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