Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
