did you get engaged???
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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