Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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