Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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