This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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