He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The Olympian is in my bed
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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