At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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